{"product_id":"mumtone-lp","title":"MumTone Belly Comforter","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA hands-free vibration massager for your belly, arms and thighs. Strap it on, sit down, and let it do its thing while the show's on.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStraps on in about ten seconds and holds itself there — 1.4m band, no hands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMultiple intensity levels, from a light hum to a deep massage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuto-off timer. It stops on its own. You don't have to remember anything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSound familiar?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt came back after 40 and you didn't do anything to deserve it.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYou had it handled. Or handled enough. Then somewhere around forty-one it came back with a force, and nothing about your life had changed to explain it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDespite workout and diets.\u003c\/strong\u003e You did the things. The weight moved. The belly didn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe fold in the shower.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nobody talks about this part. You do, though — quietly, to yourself, every single day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe clothes you already threw out.\u003c\/strong\u003e The ones that highlighted it. You didn't make a decision about that, you just stopped wearing them and then one day they were gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd you've basically come to accept it at this point.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not with drama. Just — it is what it is.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MumTone","offers":[{"title":"One Comforter","offer_id":57187198566726,"sku":"MT-BC-1","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Two Comforters","offer_id":57187198599494,"sku":"MT-BC-2","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1018\/7043\/6678\/files\/main-image-4.jpg?v=1787616961","url":"https:\/\/mumtone.com\/products\/mumtone-lp","provider":"MumTone","version":"1.0","type":"link"}